you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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