I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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