I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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