it was like fucking gandolphs beard
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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