Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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