Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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