she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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