I CAN MOONWALK!
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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