I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Be still, my beating vagina.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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