But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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