Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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