I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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