forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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