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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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