Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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