i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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