ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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