Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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