He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
