a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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