dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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