just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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