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he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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