Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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