around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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