you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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