Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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