Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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