i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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