Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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