Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.