my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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