You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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