Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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