He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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