Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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