I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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