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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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