I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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