Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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