i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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