She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Let's paint friendship bongs
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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