walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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