Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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