Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago

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(218): View more from Minnesota

out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.

(1-218): View more from Minnesota

i gets down

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(631): View more from New York

I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.

(1-631): View more from New York

I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.

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(301): View more from Maryland

guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye

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(720): View more from Colorado

I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january

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(325): View more from Texas

my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first

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(806): View more from Texas

You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing

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(917): View more from New York City

I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements

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