why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements