i jhust puked up my retainher.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid