I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me