There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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