We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.