Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(804): View more from Virginia

where are you?

(914): View more from New York

in the room with the baby pig

(804): View more from Virginia

k im coming soon

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(480): View more from Arizona

Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."

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(703): View more from Virginia

I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.

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(815): View more from Illinois

thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.

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(951): View more from California

We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.

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(310): View more from California

Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.

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