we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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