the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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