Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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