Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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