I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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