Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
operation have a gay friend backfired
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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