the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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