My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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