The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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