We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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