okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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