awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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