Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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